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So tomorrow is Halloween... I'll be in class until about 8:30, so I won't get to see Kaila. I'm pretty bummed about that. I think this will be the first Halloween that I won't get to see her. Let's see... she's been: a bumble bee (her first), the Pillsbury doughboy, a squirrel, Scooby Doo, BeBop, a head on a plate, a housewife (twice), Elwood Blues (my fav!), a red witchy thing, and this year Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz.

I've been... Betty Boop, Marilyn Monroe, private school girl (twice), Davy Jones, Hester Prynne, a witch (numerous times), a clown (twice), Chris Kirkpatrick (that was weak), a princess, a bobby soxer, and a bunny (my first).

Anyway, I was going to have a party but that didn't pan out. I went to a party two weeks ago - and was Betty Boop. I'm happy with how the costume came out, but kinda sad I only got to wear it once. This weekend I went to Fright Fest at Six Flags. It was fun, and it was nice to see Gavin and Brent. I have to say tho, it wasn't very frightening. The terror trail was pretty lame. And then we kept missing shows because no one working there knew where anything was. Grr.

Tonight Brandy is going to Taylor's, there is a costume contest there. I bet she could win - if she's still going to be Marie Antoinette. I might go out tomorrow with Jacquie and Sarah. I want to dress up tomorrow, not as Betty Boop though. I'm not rocking that all day long. I'm trying to go to Old Navy tonight or maybe in the morning. Maybe I can get something cute there. I saw in the paper that Rite Aid's Halloween stuff is all 50% of now. I could get some cat ears and wear all black... dunno.

Sending out some vibes for a wave of energy and creativity.

So, I was thinking on the drive home today that I don't know all the words to these two songs, and that I'm just kind of fudging it at those parts. But I decided as these are two of my favorite songs, that I should fix that.

( You know what I'm thinking of )

( Sweetheart I got to have it )

The concert was great! My pictures didn't turn out that great, but I took some videos. Again, not that great visually, but the audio is pretty good. He sang two Nez songs! I love that he is paying Mike (wealthier than the other three combined) royalties to sing his songs at shows. Love it!

( Lovin' on the Nez )

I'm going to see Davy Jones tonight! The last time that I saw him was in '98 at Six Flags (co-incidentally also the last time I was at Six Flags... except for the winter lights show). Anyway, thanks Alana, for the heads up some months back. Hopefully I'll get some GOOD pictures that are phreshphotos worthy! Send me your good energy!

p.s. A, did we talk about Shiny Toy Guns yet? I love, love, love them!!!

Nan and I went to see Shrek Third the other night. Very cute! My favorite part is when one of the princesses (Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty) tears off her bra and puts it into the fire. This is after Fiona's speech about not waiting around for their princes to come rescue them. Lol:)

Yeah, so speaking of...

My summer semester starts tomorrow, which is super sucky! I have Advanced Direct Practice in New Brunswick from 1-3, and then Psychopathology in Camden from 6-9. This will happen every Tuesday and Thursday until sometime in July. My field placement, which will be at The Starting Point, will be until August 10th. Tomorrow is Orientation as well, so I have to get up early. Eww.

So I plan on having an awesome summer, though this may be may be a difficult task to accomplish with all the frickin' school I'll have.

Good to have goals.

More soon (I hope...) :)

By the time that the milk that I bought today expires, my spring semester will be over. Whoo-hoo!

Why is it that when females want to talk shit, or complain about a friend, aquaintance, coworker, classmate, etc., they preface it with "I really like her, but..."? Or "I love her, but...".

This comes out of my mouth at times, so I am guilty too. Why can't we just not say whatever it is, or just come out with it?

It's spring break... which only means that I don't have class. I'm still at the Women's Center, and I'm still at Hampton. Grr. On the brightside, I was going to come in tomorrow, but can't now because all the CMs are going to a staff meeting in New Brunswick. Day off! It's supposed to be really warm, right? Maybe I should ride to the beach, or make a trip into Philly. Hmm....

Kaila: A fish walks into a bar, and the bartener says "what do you want?". The fish (gasping for air) says, "water!"

Me: A guy walks into a bar and says, "ouch!"

Kaila (confused face, long pause): I don't get it.

Me: A guy, he walks into a bar and says, "ouch!"

Kaila (laughs softly): Oh!

Me: Do you get it?

Kaila (laughs): No.

Remember, remember, the 5th of November.

Tee-hee!

Me: What's homeslice?

Shannon: A slice of home.

Zach Braff, you should devote all of your time to making mixed Cds. You rock!

Soundtrack for "The Last Kiss". I see this becoming as big as the "Garden State" Soundtrack.

So I buy King Kong today (because I'm obsessively watching all of Adrien Brody's movies - I blame the OCD), I put in the disc and there are no special features!

WTF?!

Now, I'm not one of those people who watches every second of all special features on DVDs, but something as visually stimulating as King Kong, I wanna see something behind the camera! Romantic comedy special features - not so interesting. Movies like LOTR, Harry Potter, and King Kong - much more interesting.

And speaking of Adrien Brody movies - did ya see The Jacket? Totally fucking awesome! I loved it! And not just because of AB. Most of it takes place at a hospital for the criminally insane. Hello! Right up my alley!

It's 12:15, and I have to get up for work in five hours! Oye...

Yeah, that's it.

This is great!

<Boogity-boogity-shoop>

( rocky balboa )

This fucker is old enough to collect social security (his character was thirty when Rocky I was released), and he is still kickin' ass. I am so there.

1. Spell your first name backwards: aluap
2. Story behind your display name? that's my name!
3. What month were you born in? june
4. Where do you live? marlton

DESCRIBE YOUR:

6. Toothbrush: white and green, with my dentist's name on it
7. Jewellery worn daily: silver studs (ears) and usually my big silver ring
8. Pillow cover right now? bright lime green
9. Underwear: peachy-yellow design
10. Best Friend: Kitty, she is my soulmate
12. Favorite t- shirt: "mike nesmith rocks"
13. Cologne/Perfume: some floral-y thing from B&B Works
14. CD in stereo: Elton John - Songs from the West Coast
15. Piercings: one in each ear

WHAT ARE YOU:

16. Wearing now: pink stretchy pants and a brown tank top (pjs)
17. Wishing for: a better job and to pay off my debt
18. Wanting: to clean and to do some laundry
20. Something you are deathly afraid of? my nan passing
21. Do you like candles: yes, yankees
22. Do you like the taste of blood: no, nor the sight
23. Do you believe in love: no
25. Do you believe in God? sometimes
26. What's something you wish you could understand better? myself

FASHION STUFF:

31. Where is your favorite place to shop? Old Navy and cutesy mom & pop stores
32. What is your favorite thing to wear? stretchy gauchos, tank top, and flip-flops
33. What is a must have accessory? cute purse, ring, and hair claw
34. How much is the most you've ever spent on a single clothing item? I doubt it was more than thirty something - and probably on a purse
35. Who is the least fashionable person/people you know? mother and father
36. Do you match your belt with your hair color? no... do people do that?
37. How many pairs of shoes do you own? maybe ten
38. What is the worst trend you see today? dress pants in the form of short-shorts... what the hell is the point of that?

RANDOMNESS:

39. Do you do drugs? no
40. What kind of soap do you use? dove
41. What are you listening to right now? watching a movie - "Inventing the Abbotts"
42. Who was the last person that called you? Nan
43. Where do you want to get married? no marriage
44. How many buddies are online right now? no aim
45. What are essentials in your life? music, my car, good food
46. Do you send out holiday cards each year? used to, gave up
47. Hair right now? messy, in a clip
49. When was the last time you got a sunburn? at the immigration rights rally
51. Things that drive you crazy? mean, nasty, stupid people
52. Do you think you are a good driver? yes!
53. Who did you last text message? don't remember
54. Where are you right now? on my pink couch

Discover your Zodiac Personality @ Quiz Me

How fitting, since I am a cancer. Hmmm, self-fulfilling prophecy?

****

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 15% Conservative, 85% Liberal

Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Surprising, thought it'd be 100% across the board.

****

You Are 70% Indie

You're a very indie person, and admit it, you look down a little on people who strive to be normal. You'll indulge in a little mainstream pop culture every now and then. But for you, anything not indie is a guilty pleasure!

As Angie might say, I am so betty!

****

You Belong in 1959

If you scored... 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

Not surprised at all!